18 April 2009

Crazed Guards Go Postal, Kill King Among Others.


King Duncan is dead.

On Friday night, the King was found dead in his bedroom. Duncan's guards were accused of the crime.

It was later found out that the guards had gone on an undisputable killing spree. 36 high ranking individuals were found dead in their homes.

"I was furious. I do so much for his ungrateful ***." commented Duncan's first guard.

"..So we just went out and killed them. Anyone who had ever treated us badly. They got what they deserved." said Duncan's second guard.

Speculators have said they believe the guards went postal.

They await a trial scheduled for April 20, 2033.


Gracias.

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2 comments:

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    Creative. :D

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