22 April 2009

Koquirer Latest Report


LADY MACBETH PREGNANT WITH KING DUNCAN'S BABY!?!?!?!?!?!


Earlier this week our beloved King Duncan was violently murdered along with eighteen of his most beloved guards while dining at the Macbeth residence. It is believed by the National Koquirer that this violent act of crime was carried out by none other than Macbeth himself.We not only believe this to be true but also have found information telling us that the reason for Macbeth to commit this terrible act was because his so called "loving wife" Lady Macbeth is carrying the child of our once beloved King. May he rest in peace.

Keep up with the Koquirer to hear more facts about this tragic case of cheating, lying and death.


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