26 April 2009

How to...Never Stay Single in Elementary School

Alrighty, this is a knock-off of "How to lose a guy in 10 days." I would definitely like some help expanding this, because believe it or not it's hard to completely remember how this situation played out in 3rd grade. So give me what you got!

1. NEVER make eye contact
2. Wait until your crush chases you on the playground to show you're interested
3. NEVER talk directly to your crush (ALWAYS send a messenger)
4. Always flirt with other boys, especially when he's watching
5. Keep your options open, new crushes pop-up every week
6. ALWAYS find a boyfriend by Valentine's Day
7. Share your lunchable and they'll be yours for atleast another week

..... That's all I've got, but feel free to give me some more ideas! :)

2 comments:

  1. lol. #6 is my fave.
    And the lunchable one. Hahaa.
    This all sounds good.

    "Don't forget the 'i love you' notes...without putting your name on them."
    I did this all the time. lol

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  2. This was extremely cute and creative!
    I know #3 is one I always did lol :)
    Like it a lot Calli.


    - Donna

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