29 April 2009

What have we gotten ourselves into?!

King Macbeth was reportedly acting insane at the royal dinner held at his house last night. Witnessess claim Macbeth was hilucinating as well as beig uncoroperative and hostile toward those trying to help.

Lady Macbeth tells reporters that, "he is suffering from an unknown illness that he was born with, and the actions portryed by him last night were nothing to be concerned about, because he has always acted that way." Lady Macbeth, however, would like to appologize to those who took offense to his actions and assures everyone that everything will be okay. She has everything under control and Macbeth is doing great.

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